I'll give you a few seconds to guess what I "did" to make my daughter melt into this puddle of a mess. (wait for it, wait for it...)
I painted my toe nails while she napped. WITHOUT HER. HOW DARE I!?!?
"Why did you paint your nails, and MY nails need paint and I WANT TO PAINT MY NAILS!!!!! WAAAHHHHHHH!"
It is also worth noting that it took her less than 10 seconds to notice my toenails were painted. 10.seconds.people. Wow.